Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A Return to Crack




Some of you know that, lately, I’ve been on a personal quest to see just how cheap I can get.  So far it’s going well…I’ve canceled our cable television, our home phone, the Sunday paper and, lastly, my personal cell phone & data service with AT&T.  All in all, I chopped roughly $200 off our monthly bills.  Giving up my personal cell service, though, would mean parting with my longtime cell phone that countless people (business and personal) know.  Enter Google Voice.  For a $20 flat fee, Google Voice ported my 919-824-8458 number and canceled my cell service through AT&T.  For the record, I have no idea what “ported” means BUT I do know that within 24 hours I was able to logon to Google Voice via my computer and set it up so that anyone calling or texting to 919-824-8458 is immediately forwarded to my work phone.  It also automatically transcribes voicemails left on that number into texts and sends them to me.  It also has a cool feature that allows you to listen in on people leaving voicemails an decide if you need to take the call afterall.  I haven’t figured out how to do that yet but, hello, that’s pretty cool!  Did I mention this is a free service (Google Voice)?

OK.  Good.  All positives, right?  Now onto the crack.  That last change means I have to switch from using my beloved Blackberry to the dreaded, work issued iPhone.  I do not mean to sound ungrateful to have an iPhone from work.  My kids love it and I have to admit that, at first blush, I was excited to enter the app world and see what it’s all about.  Well, I HATE it.  I’ll tell anyone who will listen and trust me, not many people want to.  I’m still trying to figure out how Apple has brainwashed the world to believe that iPhones are intuitive and efficient.  I’ve worked myself around to the self-imposed and totally untested theory that most people who love iPhones must  not have ever used a Blackberry.  Aside from multiple, basic, glaring errors in function, most anything u can do on an iPhone, I can do 10x faster, more correctly AND with one hand while doing something else on a Blackberry.  I’m three weeks into my personal case study (sample size of 1) and I decided last night, that’s enough!  I can’t take it anymore – I’m going back to the Crackberry.  My HR director laughed at me this morning as I sat in her office begging her to please, please, please let me switch my company number over to my personal Blackberry.  She agreed and I am so very relieved.  I found this video on Crackberry.com today and had to smile.  I’ve heard nothing but rumors lately that RIM is going out of business or they’ve stopped production updating the Blackberry.  Well, it’s not true!  Crackberry Kevin sums up my sentiments exactly (while previewing the BB 10) in the linked video below.

“Blackberry is for people who have shit to do and want to get it done.”

Thank you Kevin and thank you Blackberry – I have lots of shit to do and love getting it done on my Crackberry!



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